I'm Brad. Some people call me that, and some people call me Floyd. or loxosceles, or FMephit or whatever screenname I'm logged in as. I'm from Baton Rouge, and live in Maryland. I'm an ex-grad student in the department of slave labor and poison. I'm a swordfighter and a professional nerd and a beef jerky connoisseur. They tell me I am mean, but if you talk to me I promise I will talk to you back, for a little bit at least.
If you'd like to keep track of what I'm up to at any given time, here are my public calendars: