Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor

I can read these words

I finally picked up my glasses today. It was very difficult to see through them at first, like when you look through your friend's glasses (the ones that should be searing his corneas like little robin-eggs in bright light). I had no depth perception for a while too, and I think it was making me nauseous. Maybe it was the Whataburger.

But after putting them on, and taking them off, and repeating a few times, I have come to the conclusion that I CAN SEE STUFF NOW. I don't have to go through my day wondering what that says over there or who that chick is talking to me. I'm sure I look quite smarmy now because they're Polo glasses, but at least I'll be able to dodge any incoming blows better.
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