Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor

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My GOD. I just lifted weights a spell; just a little, just a taste until I could feel the fermentation. W0W. *shivershiver* The feel of tightness across the body, whether from stress or cold or injury or excitation, is such an opioid. I would consent to looking like a 3rd-grader forever to feel so nice.

There's a funny new commercial for the snuggle fabric softener. The British accent is ectopic, but it's funny still. And on RealTV there was just a scene where someone was releasing a jaguar into the wild and trying to force it out of the cage by ramming a pole into the beast's face repeatedly. So as soon as he gets back into his truck AND LEAVES HIS WINDOW OPEN the jaguar (ironically) leaves the cage; then it runs and jumps into the truck and claws the everloving shit out of the guys face for about half a minute. I thoroughly enjoy justice in all its forms (but my flag waves highest for the bloody kind).

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    My mother sent me an email last night trying to set me up with a nice girl who's the daughter of one of her friends and she's a doctor, don't you…

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    My mother just emailed me a video of a guy taking a dump. I want to go home. Tomorrow will hopefully be a better day. I'm thinking of building…

  • la nuit et la cecite

    I left work last night at 2 am, went to bed by 3:30, and woke up at 6:00 to be at work at 7:30 to prepare for my meeting with my boss at 10 (in…

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