I totally came up with that caption before looking at the link.
I was fetched today to help move a microcentrifuge from the Pathology bldg to our own bldg, but the thing weighs 100lbs and all we had was a little aluminum cart. So of course it fell over about half a dozen times. Which was funny except for the realization that I might have to pay for it (it costs more than my truck). And then I crushed my finger trying to lift it into place. So.. fucked up finger count is up to 2 now.