"Can I hold it?" "What, do you like skunks or something?" "Aaarh! Don't touch me with that!"
I decided to put my old keychain back on my keys day before yesterday. (my old keychain is a tanned skunk tail, but this time I added another skunk tail for the 100% more skunk!) I'm getting the reactions I used to get when I had this thing on me. I'd forgotten how much fun it is to have complete strangers either get the HELL out of my way when I walk by or run up to me and say "ooh! can I touch it?" Haha! And with the second tail on there it foofs way out. I usually put it in my side pocket, but If I put it in my back pocket or my belt, I look like I'm p-shifting or somesuch. "ooh! is it real?" .... Oh, yeah. It's all real, baby.