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I took my truck to get a gas station car wash (read: lazy-style) today, but I had to traverse the entire frickin island to find one. My truck was covered in a braille of bird crap, and I wanted it off. So I payed my $4, and went into it. BRUSHLESS! Fi! I now have a layer of spray-wax covering my bird-crap.

So then, I thought it an awfully good time to buy a hand cannon. I drove into a pawn shop and looked at a couple, and went to buy a Ruger .357 - began filling out the paperwork, when I'm informed that it's illegal to sell a handgun to me because I have a Louisiana drivers license. This seedy-looking joe across the counter pawning something immediately looks up at me and says, 'hey, I can get you a pistol no problem, just come over to 17th and Broadway', and winks at me. So I go home, get my food outta the fridge (last night I cooked up some jambalaya, collard greens, and hot-water cornbread!!), and veg.

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  • 16 Mar 2012, 14:58
    I have a friend who just got a late-model Civic and it's pretty impressive. I'm definitely keeping it on my list of possibles...
  • 16 Mar 2012, 14:57
    I will try to hit up MFF if I can - with me it's always down to the last minute deciding whether I can afford the tickets & reg & room, and if I can sneak away from work to make it happen.. But I'm…
  • 16 Mar 2012, 14:53
    Hm I honestly dunno if I still have a copy of that sero here... I had to mail one copy off to the state back in October when they sent me a reg suspension notice. I've been on 'borrowed' time since…
  • 16 Mar 2012, 14:53
    Consider a used Civic. The current year model is a piece of crap, but I adore my 2006 and only one problem (battery) has occurred.
  • 16 Mar 2012, 01:56
    I don't talk or interact with you anymore but that's not a good enough reason for you to get fucked on getting your truck repaired. I can beat that price sight unseen. also if you have your signed…
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