I found my RAM had been delivered.. to my neighbor 2 houses down. I wrote Fedex another angry letter and decided I had sated my manhood for now. I called my mother and told her the news and she was pleased. I dropped my bike off and it should be done tomorrow. Jesus, I am bored.
I should go do something, but it's really too late at this point. Maybe tomorrow night I'll go to the blues bar here and get sloppy. I can walk home from that bar. I can stumble home.