Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor

Hand down my pants makes me glow in the dark -- turn on the sticky switch, smile at the spark..

I had more UTMB nonsense going on today. I woke up late for the computer training part and skipped it. Wow. Not even in into the first semester and already skipping. Well, I went to the bookstore and bought a new hat and shirt and a car sticker for the school. There was a shirt there that said "UTMB Football: still undefeated." I think I might get it, just for the irony.

Took my ID picture too. I looked like I just woke up, which I did. Damn, that'll suck. I'm thinking I'm gonna shave off my goatee&moustache, because it's become way too popular among the anencephalic crowd, and also I am getting tired of my mouth looking like an unshaven vagina. I also need a haircut. I'll try to shave it down, but I normally can't get the back part done right.

..I'm broken and I can't be fixed
I'm flammable don't let me mix
Shake and pour and serve again
The copper-coated medicine.
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