Did you wear green today? I did not. Mostly because I'm incapable of abstract thought in the mornings and also I get a pass because my last name is Patrick -- It's like if your last name is Claus you don't have to do your office Secret Santa thing or like how Dennis Hopper doesn't have to go to church on Easter.

My compy came in the mail today, which is quick, 1-2 days shipping on a 3-day shipping cost. I'll try to put it together Sat morning I suppose.

The best new Orangina ad yet is out. If you've never been to France (or been to a Safeway), Orangina is a French beverage which is basically Sparkling water with some orange juice and pulp added. You can get it in little orange-shaped glass bottles. I was kinda addicted to the stuff in grad school after I realized they sell it in the good ol USA. They had a marketing campaign lately with CGI versions of furries in typical European flirtatiousness, but I guess they have a new flavor and that flavor is I SAID STRIP!