I drove in to work today through Snowpocalypse, and saw 20+ snowplows in a line going down I-95 and several towtrucks picking up Camrys and old Pontiacs on the shoulder. Luckily my Silverado can make it without problem, once I spent 10 minutes knocking and scraping 12 inches of snow off the damned thing. I also got to try out my new crampons from Duluth Trading, which have steel springs wrapped around a rubber mesh that fits over your shoes, and kept me from breaking my neck.
I'll decide after my experiments whether I really want to drive all the way to King George, VA for my cousin's kid's 1 year birthday. Ugh.
I would like to get one of these shirts, if they came in anything other than black (I'm way too old for black teeshirts):