I decided to wear my black dress shirt and my black tie today because I thought I should dress up for Devil's Night. Then I thought, "what if the Crow comes back for another awful, awful sequel and I have to get beaten to death by another Brandon Lee-lookalike while listening to Mazzy Star?" Bone-chilling, to say the least. Also I ran out of dress shirts in my dresser and basically it was that or a gruddy too-tight Old Navy teeshirt. ...SSSSSSShit, I guess I could have gone as a zombie after all! Oh well, too little too late, I guess I'm dressed as a Ventrue at Senior Day again.





I feel that I should point this out: before you go out with your fruity "Steampunk" Halloween costumes this year to do things only children should do, remember who did fruity Steampunk first --

FrankenBerry.



Pay a little homage to the pinkest clockwork undead around, you punks. Boo!