I was pulling into my parking lot and randomly thought, I wonder if anyone has stolen my bike yet. Guess what?

YUP.

Who knows how long ago? I rarely check on it as I haven't ridden it in maybe a year.

Goodbye, 25 thousand dollars. Goodbye, BB.

I don't have the license number or VIN handy as I lost the key to my safe apparently and can't get into it. Kinda would be pointless to call the cops without either of those.