It is so hard to change my sleep schedule. I take pill after pill but I can't sleep before at least 2:20. I might switch to rum as I need to not be up so late.
I went to get fitted for a tuxedo today for my sister's wedding. I have gained some inches since the last time I had to wear one; I'm glad I didn't just tell them to reuse my old measurements, that would have been a Bruce Banner moment waiting to happen.
Four best words I heard this week: 'your case was dismissed'. I was not looking forward to skipping work to be a defendant in this fine Murrland court system.
My shipment of comicbooks and dinnerplates is here, and I am hungry.