I got a call from Scot(ty Too Hotty) on the way to work telling me that in Petsmarts in Indiana, they sell descented skunks. I got the call because I have a 'skunk thing'. Do we not all have skunk things? Did I miss some memo? The latest email circular? I haven't been to the dentist in awhile, maybe I should mention it during a checkup? Maybe it's metaphorical. Or maybe I should try a new aftershave.
I bought a new motorcycle helmet this weekend, a full-face one. Really expensive, so I had better get my druthers and start riding to work again. I can hear my headphones in that thing so I'm rather pleased, even though it may or may not be a little too big. Whatever, it's better than freezing my face off or dropping almost $100 per week on gas.