Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
floyd_mephit

get bent

I was driving down the interstate the other day and some motherfucking trucker (I assume) dropped a huge block of wood in the middle of the road. I hit it going 80 and it bashed its way down the bottom of my truck and out the back, making my truck leap an entire foot into the air. I took it to the dealer today and they told me I had bent two cross-members, my exhaust, and a stabilizer bar. I told them not to do anything about it because the truck still runs (although the exhaust joint is leaking now and it sounds like a ford fairlane. I will just let it ride until I decide what to do as it will cost over a grand to fix it (if I even can fix it). Also they made me take the pistol out of my truck and bring it to work with me, which is a big-time federal felony, but the pussy technician was afraid to have it there.
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