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Things Michael J. Fox isn't allowed to do anymore

1.Handle my Etch-A-Sketch drawings
2.Hold newborn babies
3.Reliably test the battery of my squiggle-pen
4.Be on my team when we play Pictionary
5.Play with my coloring books
6.Carve turkey with my new electric knife


However he is allowed to hold my:
1.Paint cans
2.Martinis
3.Polaroids
4.Moroccas
5.Spirograph
6.Yatzee dice cup
7.Nintendo controller (until I replace the rumble pak)