Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor

Brother eye

I just got a background check on myself at, I came out pretty clean.   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA they will never find the bodies.  It was kind of expensive though, but I was curious to see what they would report.  They even listed my address in Memphis, which is where I lived for 6 months at the age of about 3 or 4 years old.  That's pretty good sleuthing, though they didn't list the League City address I lived at for a year.  Or this address in Galveston.  It gave me a list of all my neighbors and links to background checks on them too (for extra fee).  Pretty sneaky.  I'm tempted to get one for all the girls I've ever gone out with, and all my friends.  But I won't, because that would be expensive wrong.

In other news I'm thinking of buying a codpiece.
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