Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
floyd_mephit

ode to a big fat grecian wedding

Man....

I would make the fucking COOLEST chick.




I mean, not out of hay or bottle-caps or anything, I just mean I would have been the type of girl that people would say, "man, that nasty cunt is allright" about.  At least that's what I think.  Admittedly I'd have to have a bleedable snatch and some breasts to actually complete the package, but hopefully I would be born with them if I were a girl.  Well, okay, not the breasts, as that would just make me a goddamn freak.  And hopefully my baby-snatch wouldn't bleed until I were 7 or 17 or whenever girls start up the ol' ketchup factory, or the doctors would probably cut out my uterus.

I'm not a closet transsexual or somesuch, I'm just thinking thoughts.
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