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A couple of videos for you, my spoonfuls of santorum-soaked wedding cake:

One full of people getting knocked the fuck out:


And for you even harder core:


Bring the kids, we'll make popcorn



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Mar. 8th, 2006 05:42 am (UTC)
Both are hilarious. The first is awesome until the bus driver one, it goes on too long and isn';t nearly as cool. The second, well, it's pretty bad. I have a vid much like it, but not quite as hard core, only one cutting open of penii at the urethra, but a few needles, lots of hooks and hanging and deformed, and one guy beatin the hell out of his crank with a sledge. It always amazes me what people do to their junk. Some of that stuff can only be done once, so it had better be the best sex of yer life, man! That's even too hardcore for www.extremecock.org I think, no threads on this stuff there! Just some silicone injected dongs, and they're freaking disgusting. Man, I'm thankful I don't have the need to do those sorts of things to get off. I just picture the coug's tailhole, and blammo! all done! ;P

Mar. 8th, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
Yea I put that other BME video on my LJ a few months ago, the one with the sledgehammer... somewhere back there. I look at all that ridiculous shit that those people do to themselves and I don't find it disgusting, I don't even find it pathetic or wrong or sinful or whatever. I find myself thinking, why the hell do people who would cut their dicks to smithereens get to have big dongs to begin with? If there were some kind of rational justice, people who would abuse their genitals would be given substandard ones, and leave the big ones to the porno stars and the parish priests.. you know, the ones who do the most fucking...
Mar. 8th, 2006 06:17 pm (UTC)
...and sweet mother of god noooooo, the mental image of you jerking your cock&balls to cougar's dingleberry-ridden ass while donning a little rodeo clown outfit while riding a supermarket coin-operated horsie in front of a birthday party (I added the last part in for effect) has set up an apartment in my brain and won't be evicted........
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