Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
floyd_mephit

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5 things I would like to die before having touch my lips:


1. raw sewage
2. the barrel of an AK-47
3. my future daughter's tongue, wet with saliva
4. an active, weeping herpes sore
5. an appletini

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