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Dec. 23rd, 2005

5 things I would like to die before having touch my lips:

1. raw sewage
2. the barrel of an AK-47
3. my future daughter's tongue, wet with saliva
4. an active, weeping herpes sore
5. an appletini



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Dec. 23rd, 2005 03:32 pm (UTC)
I think you forgot:

A huge, steaming, gelatinous load of Baby Batter, freshly erupted from the sizeable genitals of one Sparkles B. Therien.

If you didn't forget, call me. ;P
Dec. 23rd, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
Oh yeahh, I totally forgot that one (but I'll try to tonight with the help of sweet, sweet gin).

But I think I could just count it in with the weeping herpes sore one, if what they say about you in the 'cub room' at AC is true...
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