OKAY OKAY PEOPLE I saw the "Radioactive Man" episode on FOX the other day and as you can imagine, when the acid vat scene came up I quoted the most-quoted Simpsons's quote ever to be quoted (or 'quat', as I like to say it) - 'the goggles, they do nossing!'. WELL GUESS WHAT, that's not the fucking line. Oh sweet sassy molassy, let the secondlife cities burn and turgid clouds burst with the tears of a thousand internet-nerds, it is not the fucking line after all. The line is, "My eyes -- the goggles do nossing!" . I want you to find a quiet corner of your home or place of business and flagellate yourself across your back-fat a dozen times to redeem yourself for those myriad LJ replies you used that quote in (and it was the only thing you put in the post - putting it in all caps does not make it yours, don't you know). I'm going to skip the flagellation because I'll just get a boner and proceed directly to searing my palm on the water-heater.
OKAY OKAY PEOPLE I saw the "Radioactive Man" episode on FOX the other day and as you can imagine, when the acid vat scene came up I quoted the most-quoted Simpsons's quote ever to be quoted (or 'quat', as I like to say it) - 'the goggles, they do nossing!'. WELL GUESS WHAT, that's not the fucking line. Oh sweet sassy molassy, let the secondlife cities burn and turgid clouds burst with the tears of a thousand internet-nerds, it is not the fucking line after all. The line is, "My eyes -- the goggles do nossing!" . I want you to find a quiet corner of your home or place of business and flagellate yourself across your back-fat a dozen times to redeem yourself for those myriad LJ replies you used that quote in (and it was the only thing you put in the post - putting it in all caps does not make it yours, don't you know). I'm going to skip the flagellation because I'll just get a boner and proceed directly to searing my palm on the water-heater.
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2013
Well it's been awhile since I've posted about anything here, but this year was more relevant than most. So: 2013 review I finally, finally, moved…
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So, I bought a new car about 2 months ago - a 2012 Mazda 3. I had to get rid of the old truck, it was on its last leg and the about to become illegal…
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My truck of 11+ years is starting to show its age, sadly.. Not too too long ago I started having weird vibrations coming through the steering wheel…
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