possible engravings for my mp3 player:
"Pedobear approves of this iPod"
"This unit for herm robot scat twincest ONLY'
"http://floyd_mephit.livejournal.com"
"I don't believe it! HABEEB IT!!"
"Police: there are drugs inside this iPod"
"What's blue and floats around? A dead baby in a pool."
"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"
"Presented to Brad Patrick for his 30 years of tireless service -- Galveston sex toys, Inc."
"Seven days."
"Behind every satisfied man there's a soggy pillow"
"WILL TRADE THIS IPOD FOR CRACK ENQUIRE WITHIN"
"HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY TOO?"
"I could have fed 100 people for what I paid for this"
"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"
"I'm going to kill you
Look behind you right now"
"Baby rapist on the loose -- see you on the playground!"
"I'm fat and lazy and rich -- I love this country"
I'm tired of thinking of these things. Anyone else have any ideas or which one of these is the best?
"Pedobear approves of this iPod"
"This unit for herm robot scat twincest ONLY'
"http://floyd_mephit.livejournal.com"
"I don't believe it! HABEEB IT!!"
"Police: there are drugs inside this iPod"
"What's blue and floats around? A dead baby in a pool."
"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"
"Presented to Brad Patrick for his 30 years of tireless service -- Galveston sex toys, Inc."
"Seven days."
"Behind every satisfied man there's a soggy pillow"
"WILL TRADE THIS IPOD FOR CRACK ENQUIRE WITHIN"
"HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY TOO?"
"I could have fed 100 people for what I paid for this"
"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"
"I'm going to kill you
Look behind you right now"
"Baby rapist on the loose -- see you on the playground!"
"I'm fat and lazy and rich -- I love this country"
I'm tired of thinking of these things. Anyone else have any ideas or which one of these is the best?
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floyd_mephit- Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
- Two White Stripes
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"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"
are my two fav
Or maybe 'yesterday this was up my rectum', I dunno if it's better or worse.
Property of: Miles O'Toole
My hand left me for a cock with more money
I've got a sphincter like a 14 year old Thai virgin
My cooch smells worse than a retard's middle finger
See, this is what happens when a fetus doesn't get enough oxygen
I like my women like I like my seafood...hot and battered.
I like my women like I like my coffee. Anally
I like my women like I like my whisky...16 years old and mixed up with coke
I beat the internet, the end guy is hard
It's a circle jerk. I finished 1st and 3rd.
Floyd, 26, male, capricorn, I am a master of enhancing clothing with the "Bedazzler" rhinestone applier. Love velcro shoes, headbands and jamming out on my keytar.
Let's see, um.. I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer; or warm, wet, and with a spoon in them; or cold and bitter; or left on a hot plate for 2 hours
I like the whiskey one, it's funny 'cause it's true!
And come on now, I'm a Taurus. And the damn engraving thing on the website gives me only ~50 characters total, so all the really funny things are too long of course.