Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
floyd_mephit

possible engravings for my mp3 player:

"Pedobear approves of this iPod"

"This unit for herm robot scat twincest ONLY'

"http://floyd_mephit.livejournal.com"

"I don't believe it! HABEEB IT!!"

"Police: there are drugs inside this iPod"

"What's blue and floats around? A dead baby in a pool."

"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"

"Presented to Brad Patrick for his 30 years of tireless service -- Galveston sex toys, Inc."

"Seven days."

"Behind every satisfied man there's a soggy pillow"

"WILL TRADE THIS IPOD FOR CRACK ENQUIRE WITHIN"

"HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY TOO?"

"I could have fed 100 people for what I paid for this"

"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"

"I'm going to kill you
Look behind you right now"

"Baby rapist on the loose -- see you on the playground!"

"I'm fat and lazy and rich -- I love this country"

I'm tired of thinking of these things. Anyone else have any ideas or which one of these is the best?
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