The department I work in changed its name today, apparently we don't do genetics anymore (could've fooled me) and now we do molecular biology (who doesn't? And molecular biology = biochem + genetics so WTF thanks for making the entire department change their stationary and .sig files for nothing). And they got hip with the times, so we don't do biological chemistry anymore, we do biochemistry (well excuuuuuse me).
I've stripped the bed and am washing the mattress pad and sheets and so forth, so I've got nothing to sleep on now. I miss my dog, she was comfortable as a pillow and had less dog hair than the sheets did.