I've got a card with just a picture of a baby covering its face with its hands on the front. I was thinking of putting something like "It is estimated that 8 percent of all sexual assault victims are infants under 9 months of age. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM" Eh? Eh? whaddaya think people.
Another one is just a picture of a baby's feet, curled up into little baby-feet fists of sorts. I was gonna put on the sleeve, "What's the best part about putting a baby in a blender face first?" It's funnier if you've heard that joke before, I guess.
A third one's got two little Japanese boys sitting on steps, looking vaguely upwards and off to the side, and both look like they're yelling something. I was thinking the inside should say, "NAGASAAKIIIII!!!" , it makes me smile every time I think about it..
I love these types of cards, I always pick them up when I find them, and think up shit like this to put into them. I love seeing people's faces when they open the card expecting some kind of shoebox greeting rhetoric and get a facefull of dead baby joke.
Oh and btw I sent all those parts out today at lunch to the powdercoater, finally. Only ~40 bucks for shipping, too.