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I grilled some asparagus today for my dinner.  I'm still perfecting the amounts of things to add to them, and when I do I'll post the recipe on here.  I'm becoming addicted to this particular stuff and my pee is identifiable from 100 yards out.  I bought some ingredients the other day (about 5 new spices and some plain yogurt, a whole chicken, etc) with which I'm going to attempt some indian cooking using a new cookbook I bought some time ago.  I'm eager to find out just how nauseated I can become by my own hand.

I found out yesterday that someone came by and swiped my motorcycle tie-down straps out of my truck.  I wish I had written my name on them with a marker so I could identify them on someone else's car, that would be nice.  Camper tops are eseentially 1000 bucks, so I guess I won't be getting one of those anytime soon. 

I was thinking recently, I guess I'm never going to get married.  I'm too old to get married now, I don't want to marry someone this late in my life, as many of the best years are already over.  I was reading someone's meme and I had remembered that I had kind of planned since I was 15 on dying before I turned 40.  But, things are different now and in light of me not getting married, I guess I'll end up living until 60 or 70.  Morbidly, part of me wishes that my family would kick the bucket so that I would have essentially no reason to plan for the future, I could go back to smoking cigarettes, go back to drinking, go back to the Decline.  But, I think I'll have plenty of time for that now that I've rebudgeted my lifespan.


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Jul. 26th, 2005 04:41 am (UTC)
its okay you can drool over my wife,she'll be the one with the big tits,long black hair and long tail... hahaahaha me get married? yaaaa riiight. if i can barely put up with myself i surely have no idea how anyone else could.
Jul. 26th, 2005 05:02 am (UTC)
Mmm, grilled asparagus...

I was ranting earlier about thieves (I'm sure you recognize your details in there.) I'm so sick of the goddamned bastards. I should add this to my List of Hate.

What about getting one of those lockable boxes for the back of your truck? Less expensive than a Tonneau or Camper Top... This Swingbox looks pretty damn cool but I don't know how pricy they are, because of course they don't have the prices listed (even though it says they do.) Cock knockers.

Oh, and thanks for making me feel old! I have almost 3 years on ya and you're too old to get married? :P I don't want to get married either (ew!), but christ...I'd hate to think I'm too old for it!
Jul. 26th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
Yeah, I'm about ready to start injecting rat poison into cokes and leaving them for the people to steal, maybe then the problem will take care of itself.

I used to have a lockbox, but it wasn't watertight. The MSRP of the swingbox is $600, a litle pricey maybe. I also wanted the camper top so I could put my dog in it to let her move around while I'm out in my truck instead of the tiny backseat of my extended cab. But for a grand, it'll have to wait.

Wow, you're almost 3 years older than me? I always feel like an old man. People have always mistaken me for much older, maybe it's because I look it and ACT it too, I dunno. I always look at the poor bastards who get married in their 30s and they look like they're settling or grasping at their remaining non-grey hairs before it's too late. I figure that if it hasn't happened by now, it ain't happening.

But you're not too old for it -- girls can always get themselves hitched if they want to..
Jul. 26th, 2005 08:45 am (UTC)
$600 for the Swingbox sucks. I can totally see why you'd want the Camper Top, that's a much better investment. Still doesn't solve your problem of keeping your few remaining belongings away from the savages though! Rat poison could work, but I think I'd go with antifreeze. It looks pretty and I think it has a sweet flavor; they'd just think it was Snapple.

Yeah, I'm an elderly 29. Good thing I don't look it! I was stuck in a meeting the other day with about 10 other women; most looked like they had at least a good 10 years on me. Idle chatter broke out during the break and the woman nearest me was talking about her 16-year-old daughter getting her driving permit later that day.

Turns out this woman was 32, which is just wrong in so many ways! She looked 40 at least; I guess having kids at 16 will do that to ya?

The women at my table guessed I was 22. I was pleased :D

Well I don't know- I don't think it's always true that girls can get themselves hitched if they want to. Some let themselves go; some aren't very pleasant or intelligent. I think it would be tough to find a decent person to be with if you're carting around 250lbs in a pair of sweat pants and acting like a ditzy bitch 24/7 ; )
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