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year 5 is over

Five hundred dollars to buy a ticket over the phone 3 hours before the flight to get home today afternoon, so as not to let the hurricane block my scheduled flight tomorrow at 6 AM.  PHL security are, and have always been, hessian cocksuckers -- above and way  beyond what would straddle the boundary of 'understandably rude'.  Well, I guess I'll never see them again.  At least the IAH security are generally all smiles.  I'm home again.  $500 for peace of mind.  Motherfucker.  Peace of mind, alright..

Hat's off to Coug for dropping me off at the airport and leaving early when he didn't have to.  And being almost the only con attendee who doesn't mind getting fuzzy drunk THE ENTIRE GODDAMN FOUR-DAY WEEKEND with me.  I had kind of forgotten how many of those con people really don't like me one bit, which is surprising because of how completely unsurmountably awesome I am.

I tells you, I had a good time a great time, regardless of the bullshit about coming home, despite the bullshit about the elevators and the babygoths (or however we are to refer to those who are legally too young to be giving me erections but still insist on trying via eyeliner and glowsticks) and the "Where teh Yiff?" crowd.  I think AC would be best served by making the only path between events one single corridor 20 feet in front of the bar tables.  And eliminating the surprise buttsechs altogether from the equasion.

I guess I saw and said at least 4 words to:  cougar, sparks, nuriko, ami nomiko, jaguar (mirage), kellic, wez weasel, jessup colombia, arc coyote & melfox, camstone, basil, eewy and his girl, among other countless slobbering goobs whose names I did not remember.  I haven't seen AC programming in 3 or 4 years now..  I should really actually 'attend' one year as it were.  Shit, I spent a total of 45 seconds in the dealers room, I was so enthused about buying art.  

Jaded?  Cynical?  Veteran.           It gets better every year.


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Jul. 12th, 2005 09:59 pm (UTC)
Re: Rectal Blow oUt? WTF?
I used to be a liquor man in high school and early college, but I learned that I'm kind of an aaaangry drunk on the hooch, but a happy drunk on the beer. When I'm drinking I'm having fun and when I'm having fun I keep drinking, until everybody looks kinda fuzzy. Except at AC lots of people are already pretty fuzzy to begin with so it's hard to know when to stop...

I almost went up to MD last year to go drinking and playing slots with cougar, I may actually go up there this year, if so we'll have to get some beer AND liquor and be happy and angry at the same time.

And no prob for the beer at AC, when I'm having fun I like everyone around to have fun. Also people laugh at my jokes better when they're liquored up.
Jul. 14th, 2005 02:41 am (UTC)
Re: Rectal Blow oUt? WTF?
hahahaha I didnt feel like getting up for that parade either.
Jul. 12th, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
Hey, this is Mel-fox. It was great to see you this year at Anthrocon!
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:36 pm (UTC)
Howdy -- it was cool running into you and Arccoyote too, it's year 2 or 3 for seeing y'all at AC now I think. Sorry I was moping it up like an emo kid on Friday night, I was tired as hell and I think both cougar and I were pissed off about something or other from earlier in the night. Next year we should go get some dinner and have some drinks or something..
Jul. 14th, 2005 02:40 am (UTC)
no need for crack pipes
AC just gets better and better every year. the name calling and making fun of others.

I'm sensing a mid year trip before AC.
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