My Kingdom for an Otter Pop

Current temperature inside is 89 F.  Earlier today it was 97 F inside.  I bought another fan on the way home and I'm blowing in air from the outside (which is much cooler).  I'm making sweet sweet love to an ice pack and a sopping wet washcloth as I speak.  I've got another icepack in the fishtank.  My landlord was out today and his phone is disconnected.  I think he's out of town for the week or something.  This is some unbearable shit right here.  I guess I may have to call the repair guy and stick the landlord with the bill..

I think I'm gonna go get some ice and cool off the lieutenant..