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My Kingdom for an Otter Pop

Current temperature inside is 89 F.  Earlier today it was 97 F inside.  I bought another fan on the way home and I'm blowing in air from the outside (which is much cooler).  I'm making sweet sweet love to an ice pack and a sopping wet washcloth as I speak.  I've got another icepack in the fishtank.  My landlord was out today and his phone is disconnected.  I think he's out of town for the week or something.  This is some unbearable shit right here.  I guess I may have to call the repair guy and stick the landlord with the bill..

I think I'm gonna go get some ice and cool off the lieutenant..


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May. 31st, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
I think I'm gonna go get some ice and cool off the lieutenant..

that just makes this puma have some horrible mental imagery!

oh and hey would ya send some of that hot weather this way? its like only 75 here I need it HOTTER!
May. 31st, 2005 09:47 pm (UTC)
Now every time I take a leak or adjust my cock&balls anywhere within earshot of you I'm gonna yell something like "LEWWWTENNANT DAAAANNN!!!" like in Forrest Gump.

hehe, I said 'earshot'. splish. HAHAHAHAHAHA excellent.
Jun. 1st, 2005 06:36 pm (UTC)
oh no! *laughs* remind me to remind you not to remember that. haaha
May. 31st, 2005 10:18 pm (UTC)
Time to hang out at your local grocery store's frozen section for a few hours.
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