I tried to grill a coconut in my grill, but after leaving it there for over half an hour, the thing kind of got charred. And I carbonized 4 hot dogs before I realized that this grill pumps out gas faster than Treblinka. I grilled a leek coated with pepper and some coconut milk, and it was okay, but got a little charred. Every time I open the lid and turn something over, I get a sunburn on my arms. It's really kind of hot, people.
I finally found my cellphone, with 11 missed calls and 5 messages from people I haven't heard from in from 4 months to 3 years. Maybe I should lose the damn thing more often. Not that it does me any good, really.
I always seem to have to work on the weekends lately.