I had another swordfighting class today, I guess it was educational. Next time someone comes at me with a broadsword I'll parry the shit out of them. And then shoot them. A lot. In the face.
I got a birthday card in the mail from my sister today, with a skunk on it. I usually throw my mail in the trash but I guess it's a good thing I didn't. I didn't know they made skunk birthday cards. It wasn't scratch and sniff, unsurprisingly.