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Apr. 12th, 2005

goddamn black spring break is coming this weekend.  I have a dog class friday evening, so I guess I'll have to drive right back through it all getting home afterwards.  And I might have to go to houston to pick up some furniture.  Also, the NRA gun show is in H-town this weekend and I want to go fondle the assault rifles and sigh wistfully.  But it'd be hell getting back onto the island because they haven't finished building whatever monstrosity of a causeway they're building there.  I have been thinking of just staying in a motel room all weekend, but that would prolly suck even worse. 

The choke on my bike is acting funny, closing by itself all of a sudden.  I wonder if there's some kind of vacuum or something or maybe someone lubed the thing too much.


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Apr. 13th, 2005 05:51 am (UTC)
I'll have to admit to not knowing what black spring break is. What goes through my head involves some very un-pc images and makes me giggle.
Apr. 13th, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
Well, most of it is very un-PC as far as I have witnessed. Mostly like 500 BET videos playing all at once. Hoopties and skanky black chicks hanging their cellulite-ridden asses out of them. Swisher Sweets wrappers and malt liquor bottles all over the ground and traffic going 1 foot per minute. And all the stores close because they shoplift everything in sight. What a lovely time it is for everyone else on the island..

I guess I'll have to get my groceries early and watch my TiVo with a pistol in my hand like last year.
Apr. 14th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
Oh, LOL- so it really is Black spring break! I have never heard of such a thing. It strikes me as very odd and mildly disturbing. If someone had suggested they have their own spring break, they'd be rioting in the streets. Wait- they are. N/m, lol.

Stocking up on provisions & settling in with a pistol in one hand and remote control in the other sounds like an excellent plan! I'd be sure your bike is locked in the garage, too. Heh.
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