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Mar. 15th, 2005

I got a renewal form in the mail today for "The Horse Backstreet Choppers", which is some magazine I am subscribed to.  Sounds like a winner, doesn't it?  No, you're right, it sounds like 20 pages of buttwipe bound at the seam.  And that's what it is, really.  I got a scrip because I liked the pictures and they had ads for some hard to find parts in the back, but it's just a bunch of "hard core chop" rhetoric that gets recycled every month about how Jap bikers are pussies, Harley riders are rich dickless bastards, and half of chopper riders (everyone who doesn't subscribe, included) are tattoo-less non-jugheaded poser fags who just don't get it.  Last month they chewed out some guy for 2 whole pages for objecting to full-page pictures of the big huge Nazi swastikas they plaster all over their bikes in some effort to squick the rest of the commuting world and to make every car driver hate people like me even more.  And the pictures of biker chick titties are sub-par.  The last straw was the renewal was 40 bucks, for 9 goddamn issues.. fuck that noise.  If I want to read half-wit wrench-monkey ball-jiggling and look at biker chick titties, I'll buy Easy Rider and save 10 bucks.  And that's what I did.  At least they don't insult their readers as much and the girls' melons aren't floating on a base of cottage cheese..


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Mar. 15th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
Get a scrip to Stuff magazine its better theres no puma porn in there but I like it
Mar. 16th, 2005 10:47 am (UTC)
Had one since it started coming out I guess. Maxim too, but it's not as good as it used to be. I got a lot of mag subscriptions, I don't read books.
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