Oh snap, I hooked up my AirPort to another RJ-45 under my desk, and have a parallel T1 run wifi straight to my iPhone. which means I get my email notifications, SMS, IM, push, whatever, asap to the phone. Like I said I keep the phone attached to my ears 90% of the time I'm here, so bingo bango I'm good to go now.

Also my Qik app for the phone actually works with almost no delay. I embedded the Qik feed in my LJ Profile, so you can see if I'm recording. But I'm not doing any subservient skunk shows and I'm sure you're undoubtedly crestfallen.