June 14th, 2009


Papers please, herr doktor

Just got 2 tickets by Howard County's finest for not having MD registration and for having expired plates. Only 100 bucks, but I guess I kind of have to go and take care of that now. I was hoping I could coast through however long I was living here without having to do all that bullshit. Especially because I can't pass an emmissions test with my broken-ass converter.

At least the cop was a tarted-up chola; the time spent waiting for her to decide whether to take me to jail was all the more enjoyable.

Suffering Bastard hits mighty hard, round-eye

I brought my camcorder to eat chinois with cougar last night and captured some thoroughly uncouth video over the course of 2-3 hours, and loaded it up on my laptop to review it to put some of it on youtube, but I am having a really hard time finding segments of it which don't contain anything which would get both of us almost completely de-friended by out LJ lists and have eggs thrown at us at AC this year, so I don't know if I'll post it. Luckily the cam cut out during one of my stories so it can't accidentally get back to me. My video-editing skills are sub-par anyway, but my oratory skills are spot-on it seems.