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Mar. 11th, 2005


This is a pretty good caricature of the caricature of America's good old childhood icons seen below:


and bonus points for blatantly stealing quotes from "sexy losers", I love that comic.

I went to one of the classes tonight and was pretty disappointed about it.  My dog sat in my truck an extra 45 minutes because the 'teacher' didn't know how to stop talking about how cool his Mandrake Linux is.  And there was some sort of she-male in the class that was at least a deuce, deuce and a half.  It looked like a shitty Disney movie where the big bad navy seal has to dress up like a woman to catch the crooks but gets sloppily hit on by an obviously deviant lounge lizard, starring the biggest football player in the world.  It had some sort of cloracne phenomenon going on in its face and the hair was bleached and splochy (I think hydrogen peroxide must do that to the testosterone leaching from this freak's hair shafts) and the skin was actually sort of green.  It had a voice like I would if I went back to Sherwood Middle School for another round of puberty (and then also injected steroids into my throat).  Needless to say I'm totally in love and want that thing to lay eggs in my large intestine.  Or perhaps I could watch it rub one out with its engorged and hairy penis-like (and possibly prehensile) clitoris, swollen and pendulous like some kind of proboscis monkey nose. 

Yeah it's been a boring 7 hours..

I booked a aeroplane flight to Philadelphia today on expedia, because they've been consistently giving better times than travelocity, who apparently doesn't let you book a round trip on two different airlines.  Not that I will now that I've got a Continental frequent flyer number now.  US Airways can kiss the fattest part of my ass.. they screwed me last time I flew with them, so they lost all my business (and they pretty much had it all to lose). 


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Mar. 11th, 2005 01:47 am (UTC)
tsk, Brad. Making fun of transgendered people. Just so I get it, and am not walking away with some kind of weird impression of you - was it cuz she's transgendered or just cuz she's freaky as a person anyway?

I'm retarded like that, but I just have to clearify this kind of stuff, so I don't get some lingering wrong impression :)
Mar. 11th, 2005 11:54 am (UTC)
If it were just a transgendered person I probably wouldn't have cared enough to make a post, I've made so many she-male jokes over the years it's kind of not really funny anymore. But transgendered (I'm assuming) and a one-man/woman circus tent? That merits consideration.

I make no claims of being mature or above any level of humor, but usually I'll let the whole she-male/cross-dresser/adult-baby vortex slide. But if you're any of those type of things and happen to be fucked up in any other capacity too, you bet I'll lasso every side of that polygon into my humor. That is to say, she-male alone isn't funny; obvious she-male with a side of adam's apple is comedy gold.
Mar. 11th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
I have spent these past few years in the company of lots of different people - among them obviously a few transgendered/transexual people. (A couple of which I have lasting friendships with.) I just see what bullshit they have to put up with simply to live in the gender they indentify with, which I don't think is any great crime, and it startles me how 'funny' everyone thinks it is. The name calling, yelling, laughing and even bashing, etc... that can go along with simply going out to get a cup of coffee.

I'm not a terribly PC person, so don't get me wrong. It's just that in situations were people are still being truly, I mean *TRULY*, discriminated against every joke told to the wrong group of people is just another thing that says "its ok to laugh at this and treat these people like lepers.".

And it's never "it". It's either "she" or "he", and if that's ever in doubt it's quite acceptable to just ask the person how they woud like to be referred to, but chances are it's whatever gender they are presenting as.

I think we all need to have some gender identity issues at least once in our lives so we can 'get it', you know? But since that isn't gonna happen, I just always do my best not to contribute to the overall discriminatory attitude.

But I get where your coming from, and I'm not bitching at you. Just thought I'd add my opinion into the mix :)
Mar. 11th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
I remember just a week or two, you were lamenting that your sense of humor was wanning. Welcome back!

The whole post had me giggling- but swollen and pendulous like some kind of proboscis monkey nose almost made me choke on my tea.

That image may well cause a nightmare if I'm not careful...must think of hot guys before going to sleep. Or Linux :D
Mar. 11th, 2005 12:05 pm (UTC)
Yeah I was laughing at that one an hour later watching TV as it suddenly popped back into my head. My humor is apparently based largely around my being systematically subjected to every last awry nuclear experiment/hypersexual morlock/escaped slobbering retard fumbling across the world, viewed through what I have to accept is an feces-smeared and intensely warped hall of mirrors. My loss is your gain!

I'll never be able to go to the zoo without visualizing the monkey's faces as a toothy vagina-beast leaping across the room eager to gut me and shit in the corner..... basically like all my previous experiences with the clitoris.

Think of hot guys using Linux to go to sleep. And then think of me bashing those Linux installation disks into the hardwood floor for an afternoon nap.
Mar. 11th, 2005 05:40 am (UTC)
basket weaving and lounging around in recliners class isnt looking so bad now is it? :P
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