Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor
floyd_mephit

and throw an extra set of batteries in there with me

I took my air cleaner off of my bike yesterday, because I was so sure that it was clogged.  I wanted it to be clogged so I could figure out why my mileage went in the shitter, but it looked fine to me (although I had to CUT it off of the carb plate with a knife and broke my wrench getting it off...WTF?).  I'm fucking scoobied.  I went to the store and bought another box of plugs to replace the ones I've been feeding this sick plug addiction I've got... I'm up to two a month and I'm fixin to start stealing VCRs to feed my habit.  Actually I bought some electrical contact cleaner and I'm gonna start cleaning, filing, and just recycling these damn things.  I'm getting like 100 or less miles on them for god's sake.

Anyway, I made a list of the parts I'm gonna send to the powdercoater, as soon as I can find the time to get myself situated to take all the parts apart and commit myself to driving the truck to work for what's likely to be a month (?).  Then I have to decide if I'm up to replacing a front fork assembly and trusting my work afterwards.  But it's gonna look pretty dicey when it's all done I can tell you..



Oh so I guess I did one of those memes about the 10 things.  Except I can't really think of all ten.. so here are the only ones I could come up with in 10 minutes.


I once got pulled over by police for driving drunk while masturbating (they let me go - even after finding a pistol under the seat)

I've been skydiving 7 times (before I was 14 years old)

I'm a brown belt in shotokan

By all accounts I'm slowly going blinder and blinder

I gave myself my first tattoo at 13 (still got it)

I pierced my own wang at least thrice. The last time I ripped it out on accident so now I kind of pee funny.

I was a cheerleader

I built and brought a bomb to school once and the bomb squad confiscated it

I'm for shit at remembering anything any more recent than yesterday. At least a dozen times a day I completely forget what I was doing 10 seconds before and it takes me several minutes to figure it out.

There, that's all I can think of right now.  Now all that weight of those sins are off my chest and I can be buried on church grounds.  But I want to be buried with my pistols and a vibrating plastic vagina, so I think further negotiations must be made..
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