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I took my air cleaner off of my bike yesterday, because I was so sure that it was clogged.  I wanted it to be clogged so I could figure out why my mileage went in the shitter, but it looked fine to me (although I had to CUT it off of the carb plate with a knife and broke my wrench getting it off...WTF?).  I'm fucking scoobied.  I went to the store and bought another box of plugs to replace the ones I've been feeding this sick plug addiction I've got... I'm up to two a month and I'm fixin to start stealing VCRs to feed my habit.  Actually I bought some electrical contact cleaner and I'm gonna start cleaning, filing, and just recycling these damn things.  I'm getting like 100 or less miles on them for god's sake.

Anyway, I made a list of the parts I'm gonna send to the powdercoater, as soon as I can find the time to get myself situated to take all the parts apart and commit myself to driving the truck to work for what's likely to be a month (?).  Then I have to decide if I'm up to replacing a front fork assembly and trusting my work afterwards.  But it's gonna look pretty dicey when it's all done I can tell you..

Oh so I guess I did one of those memes about the 10 things.  Except I can't really think of all ten.. so here are the only ones I could come up with in 10 minutes.

I once got pulled over by police for driving drunk while masturbating (they let me go - even after finding a pistol under the seat)

I've been skydiving 7 times (before I was 14 years old)

I'm a brown belt in shotokan

By all accounts I'm slowly going blinder and blinder

I gave myself my first tattoo at 13 (still got it)

I pierced my own wang at least thrice. The last time I ripped it out on accident so now I kind of pee funny.

I was a cheerleader

I built and brought a bomb to school once and the bomb squad confiscated it

I'm for shit at remembering anything any more recent than yesterday. At least a dozen times a day I completely forget what I was doing 10 seconds before and it takes me several minutes to figure it out.

There, that's all I can think of right now.  Now all that weight of those sins are off my chest and I can be buried on church grounds.  But I want to be buried with my pistols and a vibrating plastic vagina, so I think further negotiations must be made..


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Mar. 1st, 2005 10:41 pm (UTC)
lol, you've masturbated while driving?

I've done that too. *cackle*
Mar. 2nd, 2005 06:08 am (UTC)
That plug problem is sounding more and more serious. Is it still fouling pretty bad? Despite carb adjustments? Weird. Dude, wheres a good powdercoater down here!? I got some shit I would love to get PC'ed but I cant get a line on a reputable coater thats not all "speed and performance powdercoating" or somesuch shit.
Mar. 2nd, 2005 11:02 am (UTC)
Re: Man.
Yeah this is some kind of weird phenomenon here. I was thinking that it may be partially due to me parking my bike with the rear tilted down or something, but still it shouldn't be that bad. I shudder to think what the inside of my cylinders look like.

I gave up trying to find a powdercoater around here, I'm just gonna fedex the parts to this place in CA I guess. www.powdercoater.com is the URL. Shipping charges suck but it's that or nothing as far as I can tell. This guy will powdercoat anything, check out the rad fridge he did on his gallery..
Mar. 6th, 2005 03:26 pm (UTC)
i dunno how i found your journal...
however, this girl gracie could prolly tell you where a good local place is for powder-coating. she rides, he dad and brother rides...my dad rides too, but, he got screwed from the place he sent some stuff for powder-coating and i think it was in baytown. anyway, just thought i'd give my two cents...
Mar. 6th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
Re: i dunno how i found your journal...
I imagine you found my journal via the houstontx community. I appreciate the heads up, I'll ask her about it. Who did your dad send parts to, so I can cross them off my list? And how did they screw him?
Mar. 3rd, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Hmm you play with your wang an awaful lot! HAHAHHAA fucker! :)

Mar. 4th, 2005 08:09 am (UTC)
Not as much as you play with it!

but then again you're making 3.50 an hour knob-jobbin so I guess you're better motivated.
Mar. 4th, 2005 04:30 pm (UTC)
hey its 4.00 .. I mean er... cant that be our little secret....you are my best customer! HAHAHAHAAAA
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