Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor (floyd_mephit) wrote,
Mephitis mephitis, Philosophiæ Doctor

daddy is a badder dog than he is, little girl

I was walking my dog at home after lunch and as usual, this larger beagle/beagle mix/coonhound came up to her to sniff her, and as usual it started to threateningly growl when my dog sniffed back. Frankly I'm about this close to introducing this dog to the darker side of a 11-mil trashbag, but it's daylight afterall. I turned around this time and gave it the most EVIL sounding growl/snarl noise I could (which almost scared the shit out of ME when I did it), and took a step at it. that dog fucking BOLTED. Maybe it'll leave her alone now (at least until she's old enough to eat that thing for dinner).

As I was leaving the house to go back to work, I cut my finger open on the door bolt mounting that, like half the things in the house, are falling apart. I can feel something embedded in my finger now..
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