Music:Nine Inch Nails - The Day The World Went Away
The suspense is killing you
Well I got back from 3 and a half goddamn hours at the ER. I guess that was a "pretty good" turnaround time, so they tell me. I think they let me cut in line because I was wearing my UTMB ID badge. But still, I brought 4 magazines and blew through them all in the waiting room. But thankfully I brought my cellphone so I could call some casino junkie and pass the time. Jesus I hate ER people, what a bunch of societal dregs; one guy actually was getting cuffed in the waiting room as I was on the phone.
As I see the financials:
Trip to ER = $100 copay (thank god for Blue Cross)
20oz bottle of coke = $1
Magazines to keep from pulling hair out = $15
Waiting 2 hours to put on a little gown and let a small asain man play with my testicles = priceless