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only in texas

My cousin got married last night. Most of the groom's side of the family (and the mother and brother of the bride) did keg stands over in the corner and then danced up on the tables. The groom got into a fight with one of the bride's friends and had to be ushered out of the reception. The father of the groom and best man were so sauced they couldn't even speak when it came time to give the toasts. The groom's speech talked about how he and the bride shared responsibilites equally, like beating his kid (from a previous mother).

And here I thought it was going to be a boring white trash affair...

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kellic
Jul. 5th, 2004 02:55 am (UTC)
Wow..
Dude the more I hear about Texas the more I wish they would secede from the US. I mean maybe we can sell them to Mexico or something. Maybe trade them for some of those VW’s they are producing down there now. Yah I’d take a VW in trade for Texas.
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