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Mar. 20th, 2004

Wow, that Passion of the Christ was bloodier than Caligula!

But with fewer anal fisting scenes.

Now I see what the fuss was about. Those Jews had a friggin HARD ON for seeing his ass on a cross. But those Romans were a little more committed, I think.


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Mar. 20th, 2004 10:27 pm (UTC)
The sadism flows fast and thick! I haven't seen the Jesus movie yet, so I can't speak to it. So, it was un-sexy gore? Damn.
Mar. 20th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
Before this movie the worst grudge beating I ever saw in a movie was the scene with Roddy Piper and Keith David in They Live. That was a make-out session compared to the entire scourge scene that was this movie. They flayed him so deeply you could see his ribs. Had he lived through it, it would've left one COOL looking scarscene on his back, though..
Mar. 21st, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC)
wow you remember that movie "They Live" O.o
Mar. 22nd, 2004 11:03 am (UTC)
"Just put on the fucking glasses!"
That is one of my top 5 movies of all time, dude. It was much better than Hell Comes to Frogtown IMHO. Roddy Piper was doing shitty movies LONG before the Rock got into the game. I think even before Hulk Hogan, too.

Roddy Piper is also my favorite wrestler of all time, just ahead of the Ultimate Warrior.
Mar. 21st, 2004 08:21 am (UTC)
I've heard it being called ther Jesus Chainsaw Massacre. Not seen it yet, however.
Mar. 22nd, 2004 01:59 pm (UTC)
It was brutal. Like something out of BMEzine.com or something, dude. It reinforces my theory that Jesus was into heavy mods (and by the looks of those cross nails, he was SUCH a size queen too..)

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