I appreciate the fact that my bar is trying to spruce up the atmosphere by having wet t-shirt contests; I just wish that they would get more than 1 good-looking girl to participate. And also keep the creepy guys from running up and grinding all over them like subway perverts (and completely blocking the view from us lazier perverts).
I took out my earring and after fucking with it for 20 minutes for the nth time, gave it a big 'fuck YOU' and left it out. One less pus-filled hole to worry about. I'm too old for that puerile shit anymore anyway.
Ah, so good to be back home in the ass crack of Texas.
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