I barbecued yesterday. My burgers are approximately 50% w/w vegetable matter and maybe 10% w/w various taste-changing colored powders I keep in my pantry, but I don't eat much without the red red kroovy. I smoked some chicken for about 3 hours until they had that beautiful taught but not charred skin. I didn't have time to smoke any sausage, but maybe today I will. Of course, I forgot to buy any buns. I don't care for American bread anyway, so I'll just eat it with my dirty paws.
And my labret is quite boring. Not boring like a Susan Sarandon movie, but boring like an ibis. Boring its way towards my tongue from my lip. I had to take it out and make another retainer out of fishing line. It's quite annoying to have 14" of Trilene in my mouth, but at least it's softer than my gum tissue. And apparently it's very invisible, too.
And my labret is quite boring. Not boring like a Susan Sarandon movie, but boring like an ibis. Boring its way towards my tongue from my lip. I had to take it out and make another retainer out of fishing line. It's quite annoying to have 14" of Trilene in my mouth, but at least it's softer than my gum tissue. And apparently it's very invisible, too.
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OF COURSE I'm used to hearing that OFTEN, but not from entire theatres in unison.
Usually the lead female was the titular one, though.
the firsy half of your post you get me all hungry and I start drooling with images of smoked sausages dancing in my head...
and then you go and gross me out!!!
oh well, I guess I can't complain really. many of my posts have gross stuff in there. so... yeah.
You're grossed out by a little jewelry migration? You should've seen my last PA attempt a month ago. I ran a 6 gauge receiving tube up my urethra and bled a couple of cups out of my unsmoked sausage. Wasted a perfectly good needle in the process, and had a cat's-eye sized hematoma for a week.