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Here's con in your eye

You privileged dandy-boys with your privileged dandy-boy vacation time are probably having a fine time at FWA right now. Well I'm neither privileged (well, yea I probably am quite a bit) nor dandy (of that at least I am certain), so I'm not going to ATL this weekend, as much as I love that city and all. Which is unfortunate as I was considering going to FWA for some time, but sometimes work gets in your eye like an eyelash, and it slowly abrades your cornea until the proteolytic enzymes in your tears dissolve it and the myriad dust mites it flooded your eye with.

I'll have to console myself with other worldly concerns until another con rolls around and I can put on my dandy-boy outfit and join you in scoffing at the working-man and his proletarian pursuits.

Or just use my new comp to play video games and masturbate. OR BOTH TOGETHER!
DON'T RUN! IT'S JUST HAM!

I bought a video camera for my TV so I can play some naked chatroulette talk to my mom on Skype, which will be fancy with a big monitor while sitting on the couch. I tried playing TF2 on the couch and it's strange but fun.