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Eleven Things I will definitely teach my son how to do before he turns 18

1.tie a half windsor
2.fight dirty
3.shine his shoes
4.cook jambalaya
5.piss in the toilet and not on the seat
6.read a paper
7.read a poem
8.shoot a 2" group at 100yds
9.speak French
10.change a tire
11.say 'no'

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just_the_ash
Dec. 9th, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)
So, kind of like a Cajun James Bond?

Sorry -- I just get a kick out of the way "fight dirty" is sandwiched in between the two items on dressing correctly. :>
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