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possible engravings for my mp3 player:

"Pedobear approves of this iPod"

"This unit for herm robot scat twincest ONLY'

"http://floyd_mephit.livejournal.com"

"I don't believe it! HABEEB IT!!"

"Police: there are drugs inside this iPod"

"What's blue and floats around? A dead baby in a pool."

"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"

"Presented to Brad Patrick for his 30 years of tireless service -- Galveston sex toys, Inc."

"Seven days."

"Behind every satisfied man there's a soggy pillow"

"WILL TRADE THIS IPOD FOR CRACK ENQUIRE WITHIN"

"HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY TOO?"

"I could have fed 100 people for what I paid for this"

"Solomon Grundy want pants too!"

"I'm going to kill you
Look behind you right now"

"Baby rapist on the loose -- see you on the playground!"

"I'm fat and lazy and rich -- I love this country"

I'm tired of thinking of these things. Anyone else have any ideas or which one of these is the best?

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pshaw_raven
Nov. 1st, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
"Property of Texas State Plague Research Lab"
floyd_mephit
Nov. 2nd, 2005 04:39 pm (UTC)
That lab is being built about 50 yards east of me right now, so maybe I could claim it was a commemorative gift?
mirage
Nov. 1st, 2005 11:44 pm (UTC)
"Police: there are drugs inside this iPod"
"Yesterday this was up somebody's rectum"

are my two fav
floyd_mephit
Nov. 2nd, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC)
I like these two too.

Or maybe 'yesterday this was up my rectum', I dunno if it's better or worse.
furrysparkles
Nov. 2nd, 2005 02:47 am (UTC)
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR FUN!

Property of: Miles O'Toole

My hand left me for a cock with more money

I've got a sphincter like a 14 year old Thai virgin

My cooch smells worse than a retard's middle finger

See, this is what happens when a fetus doesn't get enough oxygen

I like my women like I like my seafood...hot and battered.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Anally

I like my women like I like my whisky...16 years old and mixed up with coke

I beat the internet, the end guy is hard

It's a circle jerk. I finished 1st and 3rd.

Floyd, 26, male, capricorn, I am a master of enhancing clothing with the "Bedazzler" rhinestone applier. Love velcro shoes, headbands and jamming out on my keytar.
floyd_mephit
Nov. 2nd, 2005 04:32 pm (UTC)
I'm struggling to justify the stench of a retard's middle finger..

Let's see, um.. I like my women like I like my coffee: ground up and in the freezer; or warm, wet, and with a spoon in them; or cold and bitter; or left on a hot plate for 2 hours
I like the whiskey one, it's funny 'cause it's true!

And come on now, I'm a Taurus. And the damn engraving thing on the website gives me only ~50 characters total, so all the really funny things are too long of course.
furrysparkles
Nov. 2nd, 2005 10:41 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I didn't know you were a taurus. I put that because that's me with the age and name changed, but it's pretty funny regardless. :) The whiskey one is my fave of the 'women' ones, too. I have some funny stuff, but it's all pretty long, sadly. :(
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