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May. 16th, 2005

I tried to grill a coconut in my grill, but after leaving it there for over half an hour, the thing kind of got charred.  And I carbonized 4 hot dogs before I realized that this grill pumps out gas faster than Treblinka.  I grilled a leek coated with pepper and some coconut milk, and it was okay, but got a little charred.  Every time I open the lid and turn something over, I get a sunburn on my arms.  It's really kind of hot, people.

I finally found my cellphone, with 11 missed calls and 5 messages from people I haven't heard from in from 4 months to 3 years.  Maybe I should lose the damn thing more often.  Not that it does me any good, really. 

I always seem to have to work on the weekends lately.